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Description automatically generated I looked up to Ronald Reagan, and I worried that while I was asleep something really weird musk have happened. Because in the Universe I came from Russians pointed thousands of nukes at America and her allies. But were backed down by Ronald Regan, Margaret Thatcher, and Dick Cheney! Republicans know this. Right?

Then one day I woke up put on my TV, Liz Cheney (daughter of Dick (Darth) Cheney) is banished from the RNC; and GET THIS the Pussy Grabber and Groper from beauty pageants. You know who I mean Epstein’s drinking buddy Donald Trump was just president. Seriously! Donald, “Grab-em-by-the-Pussy” Trump is now an ex-president.

It didn’t stop there, it got even stranger. Evangelical Christians think Pussy-Grabber Trump is on a mission from God. Are they sure they don’t mean the red dude?

Could I have fallen through a wormhole from the Universe I grew up in, and into a parallel Universe? This is so weird.

I’m thinking, did somebody spike my drink with LSD or something. Anyways, if I did come from a parallel Universe. This one seemed to calm down some, aside from the insurrection and more lawsuits than Agent Smiths in the Matrix. So, I put aside the problem with reality for a while.

Putin was losing in his illegal and barbaric invasion of Ukraine, and that’s a good thing, I think. (Russia behaving badly makes sense at least. Some things are still the same in this Universe.)

Then shock horror, a rescue operation for Putin from that great hero of the evangelicals Trump. For real, no kidding, and there’s more he has an ally Moscow-Mike Johnson… sabotaging aid for Ukraine any which way he can. First, he says no deal on Ukraine aid without a deal on the border and immigration. When negotiators in the Senate say that a historic (conservative dream) deal looks likely. (This must be a parallel reality – the democrats willing to do a deal on immigration that Lindsay Graham likes.) Then the Pussy-Grabber intervenes with Moscow-Mike, and then there’s nothing to see here and no deal is going to get past Moscow-Mike that helps Ukraine.

And here’s the kicker! This will blow your mind. They’re blocking the deal because the Pussy Grabber Trump and Moscow-Mike want the Russians to illegally interfere in the 2024 US election so they can win next time around.

But don’t tell anyone. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.

Hile Trump!

By Mark Taylor

Sunday, February 4, 2024